JackieChan's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fracture_]

im the real jackiechan!!

My 01 account name was jackiechan, it got deleted but I grabbed the name, lol i love man i really do

Turning-Japanese responds:

IMPOSTER! USERPER! :-)

Thanks for your review!

update (3-3-08): Well, there you have it! The great Jackie Chan.

[Homosexual Apocalypse]

that was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

The quw3e8u part in the begining is the only thing holding this back, try and turn up the volume too, but the sound was hot and the lyrics were funny as hell. Can I have the lyrics?

Cereal responds:

The battle raged on and on
Filled by the venom and hatred for Cannabis clock,
Consistently, without my dick to suck
For those who revel in my ass excrution equally,

We, the prosperity of the future Zeal
Cloaked by the thunders of the Pube muppets cum,
Born to capture the essence of Homosexuality,

Zero tolerance must be issued forth
Behind the enemy's pubic hair
So it shall be presented
And so it shall be sucked

Become your own congregation
Measure the sovereignty of it's homosexual invigoration

We!, who not deny the gayness of our cocks
We!!, who yearn to tell the noobs voting zero isnt blamming
We, sadistic nature of reviewing all 0s
We, who spam the portal and send wade dog shit

Are we not the undisputed Homosexual fuckers!!!!